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Offensive Ennui: Blackhawks 0, Diseased Waterfowl 1
It was a “much anticipated” early-season matchup (if you believe Pat Foley and Edzo) with the plague dicks from Anaheim at the United Center tonight. The Blackhawks versus the Ducks, who will likely...
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I Hate This Bug: Hawks 4, Ducks 1
Another day in California for the Blackhawks. Which means another day exposed to deadly communicable diseases that human beings had all but eradicated until our good friends in the Pacific Time Zone...
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BLACKHAWKS/DUCKS: By The Numbers
Released from their gym lockers! For the 5th time in the (almost) 7 years of Hockeenight, the Chicago Blackhawks have earned a spot in the Western Conference Final. So you’re all welcome for that. It...
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YOU WANTED IT, YOU GOT IT: Blackhawks 1, Diseased Waterfowl 4
It’s been 7 hours and 15 days since the Blackhawks played hockey. Okay, it’s only been about 10, but it’s still been a fucking long time. I expected a little bit of rust on the team and saw very...
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WORKING OVERTIME: Blackhawks 3, Ducks 2 (3OT) Series tied 1-1
The Happiest Place on Earth Became more Bearable. The Chicago Blackhawks came into tonight’s game needing a win to steal home ice from the Anaheim Ducks. The Ducks wanted to keep their perfect home...
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6: Hawks 5, Ducks 4 (2OT)
So, we’re doing this. Joel Quenneville, recovered from his bout of temporary insanity and inserted Antoine Vermette and Teuvo Teravainen back into the lineup and the Hawks were a completely different...
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ON THE BRINK: Real Team Named For A Fictional Team 5, Blackhawks 4
Game 5 After the huge Game 4 win, the Chicago Blackhawks came into the Honda Center for Game 5 of the Western Conference Final with the series tied 2-2. The Hawks came out dead on their feet, allowing...
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NECESSARY: Hawks 5, Ducks 2 (Series tied 3-3)
And here we are again. For the second consecutive season, the Hawks and their opponent have reduced the Western Conference title to a coin flip. I was confident going into Game 6, and the...
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Best In The West: Hawks 5, Ducks 3
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you quite possibly the greatest GIF in the history of this website, courtesy of one of our resident geniuses, Nick. Just seeing the above, you certainly know what...
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View From The Top: Anaheim Ducks
Fuck it, we’re leaving Boudreau in. After what can only be described as the most boring offseason in history (despite the creation of our brand new team), the NHL is finally almost ready to spring it’s...
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